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Originally posted by impulse418 impulse418 wrote:

They cut open your ding dong?


Nope, they use this Matrix looking sonofabeyotch and shove it right up your ding dong. They do it again when you're awake to take the stent out.



The doctor told me when she was getting ready to shove it up there, "Okay, so it's going to feel like you're peeing in reverse for a second." She wasn't kidding.
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..... oh my god.
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Originally posted by tallen702 tallen702 wrote:

Originally posted by impulse418 impulse418 wrote:

They cut open your ding dong?


Nope, they use this Matrix looking sonofabeyotch and shove it right up your ding dong. They do it again when you're awake to take the stent out.



The doctor told me when she was getting ready to shove it up there, "Okay, so it's going to feel like you're peeing in reverse for a second." She wasn't kidding.

not what I was expecting to see when I jumped right to page 20.
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Originally posted by stick_boy_2002 stick_boy_2002 wrote:

Originally posted by tallen702 tallen702 wrote:

Originally posted by impulse418 impulse418 wrote:

They cut open your ding dong?


Nope, they use this Matrix looking sonofabeyotch and shove it right up your ding dong. They do it again when you're awake to take the stent out.



The doctor told me when she was getting ready to shove it up there, "Okay, so it's going to feel like you're peeing in reverse for a second." She wasn't kidding.

not what I was expecting to see when I jumped right to page 20.


Glad I could make your day a bit more exciting.
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I decided that autocross is something I want to do.  First time out, weather got rather sporting at the end.

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Damn that looks fun.

I am going to get my HAM radio license. Passed the practice test.
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I had a student in my Sports Journalism class this semester who is very kind and hardworking but cannot write. At all. Has no talent for it. And when you combine a lack of talent with a surplus of ambition, you get "spiced some noise," a phrase I am still thinking about after grading this story like three or four days ago: 



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How... how did he get into college?
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Originally posted by agentwhale007 agentwhale007 wrote:


I had a student in my Sports Journalism class this semester who is very kind and hardworking but cannot write. At all. Has no talent for it. And when you combine a lack of talent with a surplus of ambition, you get "spiced some noise," a phrase I am still thinking about after grading this story like three or four days ago: 




That looks like someone with only a passing understanding of the English language wrote it. I mean, like "incorrect Chinese translation of English" bad....
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Take that kid's thesaurus away or teach him how to use it.
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Originally posted by impulse418 impulse418 wrote:

How... how did he get into college?

He's great with a camera/editing/production work, he just cannot use words at all. 
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Moved into a cheaper apartment (patio level in a rowhouse) closer to work, ceiling now has two mystery leaks from the plumbing for the upper floors. Only ~86 and 65% humidity today and I'm already thinking summer on the mid-atlantic is going to be hell for me. Cool
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Originally posted by BARREL BREAK BARREL BREAK wrote:

Moved into a cheaper apartment (patio level in a rowhouse) closer to work, ceiling now has two mystery leaks from the plumbing for the upper floors. Only ~86 and 65% humidity today and I'm already thinking summer on the mid-atlantic is going to be hell for me. Cool


I know a guy in Frederick looking for a room mate if you're interested. Long commute, but better bang for your buck. Only caveat is he has a dog.
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Originally posted by tallen702 tallen702 wrote:

Originally posted by BARREL BREAK BARREL BREAK wrote:

Moved into a cheaper apartment (patio level in a rowhouse) closer to work, ceiling now has two mystery leaks from the plumbing for the upper floors. Only ~86 and 65% humidity today and I'm already thinking summer on the mid-atlantic is going to be hell for me. Cool


I know a guy in Frederick looking for a room mate if you're interested. Long commute, but better bang for your buck. Only caveat is he has a dog.
I could afford a decent apartment out in the burbs or whatever, but at the moment the question is if I can break the lease without being liable... And if it's bad enough to move a third time in a year. -_-

Thanks though
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Today I'm mourning the loss of the Bethlehem Steel headquarters which was imploded yesterday.

Bethlehem Steel is near and dear to me.

RIP Martin Tower
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Originally posted by BARREL BREAK BARREL BREAK wrote:


Originally posted by tallen702 tallen702 wrote:

Originally posted by BARREL BREAK BARREL BREAK wrote:

Moved into a cheaper apartment (patio level in a rowhouse) closer to work, ceiling now has two mystery leaks from the plumbing for the upper floors. Only ~86 and 65% humidity today and I'm already thinking summer on the mid-atlantic is going to be hell for me. Cool


I know a guy in Frederick looking for a room mate if you're interested. Long commute, but better bang for your buck. Only caveat is he has a dog.

I could afford a decent apartment out in the burbs or whatever, but at the moment the question is if I can break the lease without being liable... And if it's bad enough to move a third time in a year. -_-

Thanks though


I dated a girl who lived up in White Marsh. Decent apartment that didn't cost her an arm and a leg, short commute to the city. Might be worth looking up there when you have a chance.
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Originally posted by Eville Eville wrote:

I decided that autocross is something I want to do.  First time out, weather got rather sporting at the end.





Two years ago I went to training to become an EVOC (Emergency vehicle operations) Instructor. I got to spend 50 hours on an abandoned runway racing around cones.

Ever since then I wish I had a spare car to race with.
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I saw this and thought of you guys.

Edited by Kayback - 31 May 2019 at 3:24pm
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My GF got me all the ingredients to make Eggs Woodhouse for my Bday




https://www.bingingwithbabish.com/recipes/2017/8/22/eggswoodhouse


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